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unicorns are notorious for their hatred of posturing bro culture
(I’m debating making this girl available as a sticker and a shirt.)
Yes. Yes, she is now ready to go flying. Several rolls of bubble wrap and a helmet later and she is ready. So ready. She just has to flap and jump. Just. Flap. And. Jump. Is Rainbow shouting something? She can’t tell. Just. Fly. There we go. Success!
…Nope. Nope nope this was a bad idea abortabortabort—
Awwww…poor Princess. Welp, best teach her the way griffons teach their fledglings!
Twilight, no! Didn’t you watch the bubble wrap cushion being disproved on Mythbusters!?