Why My Little Pony is Badass

Motherfuckin’ dragons and shit

RARITY KICKS A MANTICORE IN ITS GODDAMN FACE

Moustaches appear AS IF BY MAGIC

A gigantic baby bear goes Godzilla on the town

Fluttershy takes revenge!

GRIFFONS ALL UP IN THIS SHIT

JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN

FOOTBALL!

Reaction faces everywhere

BITCH, THAT HYDRA HAS 4 HEADS

THAT’S ONE MORE THAN YOUR STANDARD THREE!

A pony a day keeps the cancer away. [WARNING: MAY CAUSE DIABEETUS INSTEAD]

Weird Science: It’s like Bill Nye, but even more adorable/terrifying!

ZOMBIES?!

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING???

Ponies are SO FUCKING METAL.

With special cameo appearances!

The cast of The Big Lebowski:

A pony dressed as Steve Zissou getting eaten by a shark (for Halloween):